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Dos personas van a cenar a un restaurante, y le piden al camarero de primero una sopa de tortuga. Pasa el tiempo y la sopa no llega. Intrigados, le preguntan al camarero por la sopa y este les responde: - Veran, es que la tortuga se ha escondido en el caparazon y no hay forma de matarla. Uno de los comensales se levanta dicendo: - Quite, quite, que esto lo arreglo yo en un momento. Se dirige a la cocina, coge la tortuga, se remanga un brazo de la chaqueta, y le mete un dedo por el culo. La tortuga pega un grito (creo que son mudas), y saca la cabeza. El tio, con el otro brazo le pega un golpe de karate en la nuca, y dice: - Ve que facil. El chef esta soprendido, y le pregunta donde aprendio esta tecnica, y le contesta: - Es que yo soy el mayordomo de Pujol, y soy el encargado de ponerle las corbatas.

Felipe González llama a Argentina: -Hola, es la casa rosada? -Si, aquí es. -Pongame con el presidente, soy Felipe González, presidente de España.... -Hola, aquí Alfonsin. -Hola Alfonsin, guapo, dile a tu papa que se ponga.

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Spain Urged to Take Tougher Line With Venezuela - Wall Street Journal


El Universal
Spain Urged to Take Tougher Line With Venezuela
Wall Street Journal
Last week, a Spanish judge ordered the detention of 12 members of ETA, a Basque separatist group, and Colombia's main guerrilla group, known as the FARC, ...
Expert: Venezuelan govn't stirs suspicions of links with terroristsEl Universal
Spanish Judge Accuses Venezuelan Gov't of Aiding TerrorismThe Epoch Times
Venezuela Reiterates Rejection to US Bases in ColombiaEscambray
The Moderate Voice -Expatica Spain -Reuters
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Venezuela 'will assist Eta probe' - BBC News


MiamiHerald.com
Venezuela 'will assist Eta probe'
BBC News
Venezuela says it is willing to assist a Spanish investigation into claims that it supported the Basque separatist group Eta, Spain says. ...
files show Venezuelan tie to ETADeseret News
People's Party: ETA and FARC live comfortably in VenezuelaEl Universal
New Calls for Obama Administration to Add Venezuela to Terror-Sponsor ListCNSNews.com
Counterterrorism Blog (blog) -VHeadline.com -Reuters India
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Spanish court says Venezuela helped ETA, FARC - Reuters


New Zealand Herald
Spanish court says Venezuela helped ETA, FARC
Reuters
MADRID (Reuters) - Spain demanded Venezuela explain itself after a judge accused the South American government on Monday of helping Basque ETA rebels and ...
Raid yields 'Eta kidnapping' clueBBC News
Spain: Basque ETA chief arrestedCNN International
ETA chief may have been planning kidnapping: SpainAFP
The Guardian -The Associated Press -Times Online
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Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ... - VHeadline.com


Colombia Reports
Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ...
VHeadline.com
A Spanish judge accused Venezuela of "collaborating" with the Basque armed independence movement ETA and the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) ...
Spain to go after ETA in Venezuela, calls on Chavez to helpTMCnet
Venezuela linked to terror groupsWashington Times
Spain to intensify probes into ETA in VenezuelaeTaiwan News
New York Times -El Universal -Earthtimes (press release)
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Spanish police believe ETA decimated by arrests: report - Tehran Times


France24
Spanish police believe ETA decimated by arrests: report
Tehran Times
MADRID (AFP) -- Spanish police believe the armed Basque separatist group ETA is now “on the edge of an abyss†after the arrest of several of its leaders, ...
Suspected Basque militant heard in French courteTaiwan News

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Iflorist Launch ETA Service for Mother's Day Flowers - PR Web (press release)


Iflorist Launch ETA Service for Mother's Day Flowers
PR Web (press release)
ETA service - for flower delivery this mothering weekend, If you're sending flowers for Mother's Day, you may want to consider iflorist's new one-hour time ...


Spanish govn't to ask judge for details about ETA-FARC links - El Universal


El Universal
Spanish govn't to ask judge for details about ETA-FARC links
El Universal
... separatist group País Vasco y Libertad (ETA) and the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC), and to establish what actions he deems necessary. ...


ETA suspects charged with terrorism in France - AFP


France24
ETA suspects charged with terrorism in France
AFP
PARIS — French prosecutors have brought terrorism charges against three suspected members of the Basque separatist group ETA, including the man considered ...
Spain and ETA Gone fishingEconomist
Preliminary charges filed in France against suspected ETA leaderWinnipeg Free Press
Preliminary French charges filed for ETA suspectseTaiwan News

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Stephen Strasburg: Riggleman doesn't rule Strasburg out - Rotoworld.com


Stephen Strasburg: Riggleman doesn't rule Strasburg out
Rotoworld.com
Expect the Nationals to delay his ETA slightly, but all signs point to his arrival in the big leagues this season. Mar. 9 - 7:55 pm et.

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Professor adopts Ethiopian sisters - Channels Online (subscription)


Professor adopts Ethiopian sisters
Channels Online (subscription)
Professor and Adviser of Sigma Chi Eta, Sarah Hock, and her husband, a mechanical engineer named Davis, adopted a pair of sisters orphaned by the AIDS ...


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